First proof: Particle Man (lyrics)
A story of four different “men” (or is it mans?). Particle Man seems to be not fixed in time or space, “Is he a dot, or is he a speck? when he’s underwater does he get wet?” I think that’s pointing to Desmond, but I could be persuaded that it’s Daniel given that he went underwater in a submarine and didn’t get wet.
Triangle man seems to hate everybody. So I’m thinking Triangle Man is Smokey/MiB. He picks fights with Particle Man and later with Person Man (Is he depressed, is he a mess? Does he feel totally worthless?). Person Man also lives in a garbage can. So Person Man is obviously John Locke (Triangle Man fights Person Man, Triangle wins).
Above all these Mans is Universe Man (he’s got a watch with a minute hand, millennium hand and an eon hand,) who is obviously Jacob.
What you doubt me? This is so obvious, but I’ll spell it out for the remedial class. TMBG lyrics totally explain Stranger in a Strange Land. Achara (Bai Ling) is obviously Ana Ng … and bonus lyrics from Ana Ng:
They don’t need me here and I know you’re there
Where the world goes by like the humid air
And it sticks like a broken record
Everything sticks like a broken record
Everything sticks until it goes away
And the truth is we don’t know anything.
Face it, TMBG lyrics explain EVERYTHING. You’re welcome.
Update: The Spine was released in 2004, with an EP titled The Spine Surfs Alone. Jack = spinal surgeon. Hawaii? Surfing capital of the world. Coincidence? I THINK NOT!
check out the lyrics to:
- Experimental Film: "I already know the ending, it's the part that makes your face implode, I don't know what makes your face implode but that's the way the movie ends." <-- again written in 2004.
- Fun Assassin: "Fun assassin, killing fun for kicks- Stab me in the front, tell me that I'm jinxed - Fun assassin, take off your disguise - Look me in the eye and lie"
- Canada Haunts Me: Ethan said he was from Canada!
- Now is Strange: "No, no, it's not before anymore - It's gone - Weird - Now is strange" <-- sideways flashes!
- Au Contraire: That's French kids. I should stop here, my theory has been proven, but I must continue!
- Damn Good Times: "When my friend got amnesia - She can't remember the show she saw - Like the one with the guy with amnesia - Who got off of the island on a helicopter"
- I Can't Hide from my Mind, Prevenge, Thunderbird, Bastard Wants to Hit Me.
If I continued, I'd probably start explaining spoilers, so I think this case is closed!
(Oh and I want Damon and J.J.'s iPod playlist from 2004!)
