Well, I've been trying to get interviews with some of the other inanimate objects from the show, but as the finale draws closer it gets more and more difficult. Here, for example, are just a handful of the objects who have knocked me back or proven unsatisfactory in the last few weeks:
- Isabella's Necklace: Too cross to talk
- The Black Rock: Couldn't stop to chat and just flew straight past me (but did give a big wave)
- Jacob's Bottle: Turned out to be really winey.
- Sun's Top Button: Looked like it was going to open up, but didn't (at least, not to me)
- Zoe's Taser: Had nothing of substance to say - just in it for the shock value
Hopefully I'll have a bit more luck this week. Will keep you posted.
As always, suggestions and questions for future interviews are welcome. Post them in the comments or tweet them to @SmokinMuffins
* 'thousands' = 'one'
