Hi folks. Juliet’s Smokin’ Muffins here again. This time I’m interviewing the Black Rock Dynamite that made its usual explosive appearance in Everybody Loves Hugo.
Dynamite, thanks for making time to speak to us
No sweat.
Are you disappointed you didn't quite make it to the end of the show?
A little. But I'm not surprised. I had my fair share of blow-ups with certain cast members. They were always going to write me out sooner or later.
What kind of blow-ups?
Oh, I don't want to go into that. Let's just say I have a bit of a short fuse sometimes.
Was it Doc Arzt?
Umm... let's just say I don't know much about Arzt, but I know what I like.
And I don't like Arzt.
Okay, so who was your favourite cast member to work with?
Oh, y'know, I don't really want to answer that either. They're all great. But I will say I am a little disappointed I never got a scene with Nikki and Paulo. Buried alive after being paralysed by a spider bite? That's kinda creepy and cool. But they could have also been blown into a million pieces. Not sure how that would have worked. But, hey, that's a problem for the egghead writers to solve.
Do you have any future projects in the pipeline?
Oh, you should never put dynamite in a pipeline. You could bring down your entire water delivery system.
Um, sure. But will we see you on television again?
Definitely. I have an upcoming appearance on Glee. Be careful when you open that locker, Puck!
Anything else?
I'm working on a Lost spin-off too. A sitcom called TNT's Company. I share an apartment with two sexy roommates and each week we have all kinds of madcap misunderstandings and hijinks and massive explosions that destroy half the building.
I'm sure you'll do a bang-up job on it. Thanks again for talking to us.
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