Forgive me internets for I have sinned, it has been over a week since my last transcript. As penance, I’ll not be engaging in navel gazing or presumptuous descriptions, and mere post the transcripts and promise to better in the future. Hopefully, Jacob will understand and not toss me off a cliff like he did to poor Dave.
#LOST #WFTB Tweet-Cap for LOST #s2e15 "Maternity Leave" LiveTweetLOST_WFTB: Press Play
HapiBnBusiMom: I started!
justinkeyes: Previously on They came and took Alex, Ethan took Claire, she returned with amnesia, then "Henry Gale" was caught and tortured.
HapiBnBusiMom: What a long "previously on Lost"
nelly061: It's all about the vaccine!
LOST_WFTB: oh the others... they had something to do with Claire too.. and Benry lied to Sayid... maybe. Jack's a whimp.
LOST_WFTB: Ya know, Aaron wasn't a very fussy baby when Charlie was caretaking. #justsayin
DrDreia: @LOST_WFTB crackers! We pressed play!!! Geez me
HapiBnBusiMom: @LOST_WFTB That's cause Charlie took care of the nappies!
ZachsMind: OK Pressed play. is starting. @jacob_islandgod if that dynamite blows me up let it be on YOUR conscience! Meanie!
justinkeyes: Hey, it's ladies' night at the beach!
LOST_WFTB: Rousseau is sure that Aaron is infected with the sickness. .. oh! flashbacks before her eyes.
LOST_WFTB: Mojitos for everyone! smiles everyone smiles! RT @justinkeyes: Hey, it's ladies' night at the beach!
HapiBnBusiMom: Babies don't always sleep through the night! Hello! Ask me!
ZachsMind: @jacob_islandgod Dude I'm trying to watch Maternity Leave. Do you talk in the middle of movie theaters?
LOST_WFTB: that's like a running story, "Rousseau's crazy"... yeah, crazy like a fox. No really, bonkers!
HapiBnBusiMom: @ZachsMind Pass the popcorn please.
justinkeyes: Hey look, Libby IS useful!
nelly061: oh this is the one that focuses on the women, even Libby
ZachsMind: I bet Jack never did housecalls back on the mainland.
HapiBnBusiMom: She loves telling everyone she's a "clinical psychologist!"
justinkeyes: Love her! RT @LOST_WFTB: that's like a running story, "Rousseau's crazy"... yeah, crazy like a fox. No really, bonkers!
LOST_WFTB: Libby super psychologist in the house!
HapiBnBusiMom: Does anyone remember when Libby was on The Drew Carey show? I could never take her seriously on Lost.
LOST_WFTB: Welcome to John and Jack's bed and breakfast, Mr. Gale would you like and strawberries?
lostdogs10: Claire should listen more to Jack than french chick.
HapiBnBusiMom: Henry Gale already showing his "Ben" arrogance!
DrDreia: @LOST_WFTB Man, I think Itunes gave me the HD version of this episode yohooo
ZachsMind: "What's w/the book?" Jack & John are unwittingly playing good cop/bad cop with Benry.
LOST_WFTB: I'm feeling a bit of underlying bitterness in Jack's reactions to John. "how 'bout you let me go' - Benry rofl!
kristin_madeja: @DrDreia I am watching it with Romanian subtitles. it's a little weird.
ZachsMind: Libby hypnotizing Claire. Hey @jacob_islandgod your niece was acting like she was hypnotized. Mean anything to you?
justinkeyes: I believe this is when we find out Ethan is a doctor.
LOST_WFTB: Dr. Ethan is very professional and has a better bedside manner than Dr. Shepherd.
Yelwrose: Dr. of Psychology is still a PHD, but not an M.D. A psychiatrist is a an M.D. She is prbly not a PHD, but a licensed therapist
DrDreia: @kristin_madeja LOL
nelly061: hey no flashback w/ Juliet? Oh she hasnt been cast yet ha
LOST_WFTB: Claire: No I'm not alright! Me: uh yeah, been saying that for a while now, sweetie.
ZachsMind: I question whether Libby was a doctor. We only know for sure she was a patient.
DrDreia: Creepyzoid Ethan
lostdogs10: John is living in the shadow.
LOST_WFTB: Eko with an axe, is so much more productive that Michael with an axe... the raft could have been done much faster with Eko.
nelly061: Eko's church. that really kept them busy hm
lostdogs10: @ZachsMind She wasn't a doctor, she was a patient.
LOST_WFTB: I need a gun, and you don't get to ask why. - Kate. Well Thelma, seeing I have all the guns, I do get to say why, see, "why". Sawyer.
justinkeyes: The pause before asking why was perfect. Classic Sawyer!
ZachsMind: Again w/Sawyer's specs. "No boys allowed huh?" this actually is one of the more estrogen eps of the series.
DrDreia: Oh Claire is utterly irritating
justinkeyes: "A mother should not leave her child." Damn, Sun! Practice what you preach. BTW, she actually may have been pregnant by then.
HapiBnBusiMom: No sonogram for that shot?
LOST_WFTB: Though, seeing Claire all drugged up is reminiscent of her hanging with Christian in the shack.
HapiBnBusiMom: AGREED! RT @DrDreia: Oh Claire is utterly irritating
ZachsMind: If it was for the baby, why does it make Claire go all loopy?
nelly061: how or what did they drug her w/ so she'd forget the whole month post-crash
DrDreia: @LOST_WFTB I thought you were going to say The Hangover...
lostdogs10: Eko chopping trees and then Horace. hmm.
HapiBnBusiMom: Does the mobile make sounds of people dying during a crash?
ZachsMind: I don't recall ever actually seeing Ethan string Charlie up. What if he never did that? What if it was someone else?
LOST_WFTB: you were supposed to make a list, then bring her in... ... what am I gonna tell him? - Mr. Friendly sans beard.
justinkeyes: We see Tom w/o beard! What am I supposed to tell "him"? "Him" has to be Ben in this instance, right?
LOST_WFTB: @DrDreia I still haven't seen that. hush! ;)
HapiBnBusiMom: Aaron DOES look sick (or sunburned)! Didn't Claire know to use sunscreen on him?
LOST_WFTB: @justinkeyes yeah, I think Tom was referring to Ben, since that's who Tom reported to.
HapiBnBusiMom: So what is the most common theory about "the list"??? I never got it.
LOST_WFTB: @ZachsMind And on the boat too... all the Claire stuff happened before the abduction.
justinkeyes: Dani is like the Dungeon Master in reverse. She just pops up out of nowhere! Notice how she reacted to "a teenage girl"?
LOST_WFTB: Eko... man of mystery and super sleuth. Knew they'd been hiding a man in the hatch.
justinkeyes: RT @HapiBnBusiMom: "Didn't Claire know to use sunscreen on him?" Shannon used it. Selfish bitch! She should be shot... wait...
ZachsMind: Interesting Eko used the secret angle on Jack. Knowing the power of secrets from his druglord days.
LOST_WFTB: Gah, all the girls are catty with each other. maybe they need some tylenol?
ZachsMind: "go ahead. please. do it." Wow. That moment between Kate and Danielle was pretty intense. I'd forgotten.
HapiBnBusiMom: Get it right - MOTRIN! RT @LOST_WFTB: Gah, all the girls are catty with each other. maybe they need some tylenol?
hawaii: @LOST_WFTB The forest and medical hatch exterior is Manoa Falls, a beautiful, accessible, oft-used location on the show.
LOST_WFTB: @HapiBnBusiMom ep. right midol.
HapiBnBusiMom: Boy, you know your "chic meds" doncha! RT @LOST_WFTB: @HapiBnBusiMom ep. right midol.
DrDreia: Staring down the rabbit hole again...
ZachsMind: "That's really sour." Medicine in the canteen. Ethan never drank it.
LOST_WFTB: RT @hawaii The forest and medical hatch exterior is Manoa Falls, a beautiful, accessible, oft-used location on the show.
HapiBnBusiMom: @hawaii Welcome back!
LOST_WFTB: @HapiBnBusiMom let's just say two teenage daughters... *hides*
ZachsMind: "We're good people, Claire. We're good family." Here we go again with the good people crap.
kristin_madeja: @ZachsMind Heck no! Would you drink that stuff?
justinkeyes: 1st appearance of the Staff station.
ZachsMind: And it's starting to rain which usu means trouble.
LOST_WFTB: the list Ethan was supposed to make, was it a list of 'good people'? but it's different than Ms. Klugh's list.
kristin_madeja: @ZachsMind You ever read the good people bad people list on Lostpedia? very interesting!
LOST_WFTB: Kate is becoming an expert on Dharma wiring
ZachsMind: Flashlights. How convenient.
DrDreia: Gotta hand it to Claire, great job acting like a drugged bumbling idiot
HapiBnBusiMom: Is this Claire and Rousseau's first experience with a hatch? They don't seem too surprised!
ZachsMind: @kristin_madeja I remember looking at that @lostpedia page a few years ago but it's probably more detailed now.
LOST_WFTB: rocking chair? same as in the shack? was claire in a rocking chair there? all giggly?
DrDreia: @HapiBnBusiMom I think Rousseau looks pretty dazed and confused ;)
LOST_WFTB: first hine that Mr. Friendly's beard was fake, course we saw him sans beard earlier.
DrDreia: I just wish my memory worked like Claire's... at the convenient time, all in order so that I can explain whatever I need to
ZachsMind: And Kate finds Tom Friendly's disguise. This pays off in the season finale.
HapiBnBusiMom: What at the theories of WHY they wore the beards and clothing in Season 1?
justinkeyes: Alex saves Claire and unknowingly saves Aaron from her own fate.
HapiBnBusiMom: She always does though! RT @DrDreia: @HapiBnBusiMom I think Rousseau looks pretty dazed and confused ;)
ZachsMind: Is this the first time we see Alex? I don't recall her appearing before.
DrDreia: @justinkeyes only so that he could be given to Kate and almost be taken at a grocery store...geez
LOST_WFTB: sooo... Rousseau is a Led Zep fan?
DrDreia: @ZachsMind I't be funny if she put his beard on to confuse him while at Othersville...
kristin_madeja: @HapiBnBusiMom Rousseau's been pretty clueless about the Island as a whole from the beginning.
LOST_WFTB: @ZachsMind first time we see her, though Tom said 'Bring her out, Alex, during The Hunting Party.
DrDreia: @LOST_WFTB they did a good job casting mother daughter didn't they?
justinkeyes: @ZachsMind We get a glimpse of Alex in "The Hunting Party," don't we?
LOST_WFTB: @DrDreia yes, and the younger rousseau too.
ZachsMind: "You're not the only one who didn't find what they were looking for." I really miss Rousseau. THIS Rousseau I mean.
justinkeyes: @jacckk Yep, Sun is going to eat those words.
DrDreia: @LOST_WFTB true, but she wouldn't lose her accent while in the island cuz she talking to no one all the time tho...
LOST_WFTB: the whole Alex/Dani story is so tragic...
HapiBnBusiMom: Breaks my heart as a mother of a 6 month old right now. RT @LOST_WFTB: the whole Alex/Dani story is so tragic...
DrDreia: Can't decide which one is creepier...Benry or MistaEko
justinkeyes: RT @ZachsMind: "I really miss Rousseau. THIS Rousseau I mean." I miss her, too.
ZachsMind: Oh that's right. Thanks for reminding me. Alex did appear once before. My bad.
LOST_WFTB: Eko and Henry meet... wonder if Eko wishes he had his Jesus stick.
DrDreia: @justinkeyes what do you miss? her weird camera stares? or the Others are Coming speech? I don't think they used her well enough
HapiBnBusiMom: I wish he did! RT @LOST_WFTB: Eko and Henry meet... wonder if Eko wishes he had his Jesus stick.
ZachsMind: I love this moment between Ben & Eko. Feels like a confessional.
justinkeyes: "Henry" meets Mr. Eko. I believe this is the 2nd character (after Locke) that he is actually meeting for the 1st time.
LOST_WFTB: Please stop talking, Henry.
HapiBnBusiMom: Benry: "Why would I lie!" Cause you're a liar!
LOST_WFTB: now, That's a knife.
justinkeyes: @DrDreia I miss Rousseau's overall creepiness. No female character does creepy quite like Danielle.
ZachsMind: Does the hair he cut off represent how long it had been since Eko killed before?
HapiBnBusiMom: And the whiskers signify.....????
kristin_madeja: @LOST_WFTB So Eko was suppose to be one of "the good ones" who was dragged into the Jungle by the Others. Only he escaped.
LOST_WFTB: @ZachsMind I think it represents the two lives he took, along with the 40 days of silence after killing them.
ZachsMind: I love that whenever u show a baby something the first thing they do is try to put it in their mouths. That's just funny.
justinkeyes: "We're supposed to be together." Yet another line that foreshadows events in season 5.
HapiBnBusiMom: Is that Aussie talk? "We supposed to be together?" Why not "WE"RE supposed to be together?"
DrDreia: Anyone else noticed that the sink moved when Locke slammed the stuff?
kristin_madeja: @LOST_WFTB But Eko was killed by Smokie... interesting.
LOST_WFTB: No cheeseburgers... Foreshadows to season 3... You have good ears - John, You have thin doors - Ben.
justinkeyes: "Henry" begins pushing Locke's buttons...
HapiBnBusiMom: "Are you the genius...." Ohhh, there comes Ben's attitude!
LOST_WFTB: Ben does like to play the with the strings... 'are you the genius?' , I just don't know why you llet the Dr. call the shots.
HapiBnBusiMom: And it works!!!! Locke forgot about the thin walls eh? RT @justinkeyes: "Henry" begins pushing Locke's buttons...
nelly061: he just washed those dishes. what a mess
LOST_WFTB: that ending scene is soo good, the hint of a smile.. Ben loves to manipulate.
HapiBnBusiMom: Bad Robot!
ZachsMind: Libby might be a 'real' shrink (which I still doubt), but Ben's the one with the real mindbending chops. AND THUD.
Nancynnk: RT @LOST_WFTB: first hine that Mr. Friendly's beard was fake, course we saw him sans beard earlier.
kristin_madeja: @LOST_WFTB that finally scene makes the episode.
Nancynnk: RT @LOST_WFTB: Though, seeing Claire all drugged up is reminiscent of her hanging with Christian in the shack.
AllModConz: RT @LOST_WFTB: seeing Claire all drugged up is reminiscent of her hanging with Christian in the shack. /I noticed too
justinkeyes: @ZachsMind No, the look on Ethan's face said it IMO. The Others kidnap babies because they can't have any. They want families.
ccollinsmith: Don't know if mentioned, but song for playroom mobile is same song that Kate sang to baby Aaron and Christian sang to baby Claire.
batchoutlost: Ready for more Mythology in 16 minutes Love CFL & Claire in this one -> BIG Bandwidth FAIL -> Pressing Play to Catch Up!
justinkeyes: Sawyer reading "Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret." Librarian wouldn't let me read it in 6th grade. Still haven't read it.
justinkeyes: "Turn it up, I love Geronimo Jackson!"
justinkeyes: Sun: "I was trying to trap the son of a fisherman." Heh.
justinkeyes: Ana Lucia: "Jack and Locke are little too busy worrying about Locke and Jack." Nice one, A-L.